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What To Text A Girl To Get Her On A Date 00.55 Have a solid initial interaction, let’s exchange numbers, qualify her (oh wait what’s my name?) 02.40 Callback humor: create inside jokes on purpose, something unique between the two of you. It takes her back to the feelings of speaking with you. I can only pay you in cocaine and kisses, wich one you prefer. 05.20 Take advantage of the technology (viber, whatsapp, social media), because they can deliver the subcomunication. Send funny memes. Examples of terrible text game. ( 06.20 - 10.05 ) 10.10 Voice messages: hold the phone close so she hears you breathing and smiling. Do it in a quiet environment leaned back, or in a crowded area with people having fun. 12.25 Social Media: share pictures of you travelling, hanging out with other people, doing cool sports, playing music. Then you can use Facebook closes rather than phone numbers. Social media is a hot girl winging you. You can take 2 minutes closes and make them work because you share a cool life. 15.00 Never take any of her questions seriously + example of him flaking on a girl (What happened? Just had to save the world real quick) and example of his texts. 19.45 Storytelling with voice messages (4 rules of verbal game) 20.30 “OMG! Are you there?” “Can I tell you a secret?” “I’m Batman” 21.50 “How good are your driving skills?” “Let’s rob a bank” 22.10 “Do you like bananas?” “We’ll paint them black and rob McDonald’s” 23.00 Buying Temperature: be aware if she’s ready to be asked out. Use pings to see where you are. These are the indicators: 1) Time investment, she needs to reply fast before being asked out. If it doesn’t happen you need to spike up via CALLBACK HUMOR, SOCIAL MEDIA, QUALIFICATION HOOPS. Your time investment should always be equal or less than hers 2) Length of her texts. Even here your investment should be equal or less, and the same applies to emojis.

28.50 Qualifying the girl or have her qualify. Qualification hoops: the more she complies on what you “ask” her to do, the higher her investment will become. Examples: - “Check out my Instagram” (clickbait it, “promise you won’t freak out when you see it”) - “What cool things are you up to today?” - “I bet you’re one of those, I can see that” (makes her think what kind of picture you have of her in your mind) - “Send me a selfie so I don’t forget how you look like” - Send her a thinking selfie “wondering what your favorite Disney movie is” “…” “Cool! You know what? Let’s watch it, I’ll bring the movie you bring the wine. Don’t be late” - “Did you go down on ski or on your ass?” 34.20 How to suggest a date without losing your value: Never ask, but suggest: “let’s grab coffee if you promise to be nice/interesting/wear something cool/not rape me/not creep out my friends. Suggest the date maximum 2 to 3 days before the actual meetup, but try to get her out the day after. After the date suggestion keep chatting, keep her interested. If you’re not sure whether she’s coming or not, add a qualification hoop: “hey Jenny, we’ll meet at 7 in this location, bring milk/strawberries” “Bring a pen”, “Why”, “Don’t ask so many questions, you’ll see”, just let her draw some shit, “we don’t have any paper, I live right across the street”, cold read her drawing or handwriting.